It makes all the expected, Germanic noises as you get in—the click of the door handle, the creak of the hinge, the insistent buzzer telling you that the key is in the ignition, your pants squeaking over the vinyl bolsters and into the corduroy hug

This is the new 2018 Buick Regal TourX: [caption id="attachment_982" align="aligncenter" width="1280"] Whee. (Photo: Buick)[/caption] It's the first Buick wagon since 1996, when the last faux-woodgrain adorned Century and Roadmaster wagons plodded off the assembly lines and into America's slow lanes. It's also trying to pretend it's