This is the new 2018 Buick Regal TourX: [caption id="attachment_982" align="aligncenter" width="1280"] Whee. (Photo: Buick)[/caption] It's the first Buick wagon since 1996, when the last faux-woodgrain adorned Century and Roadmaster wagons plodded off the assembly lines and into America's slow lanes. It's also trying to pretend it's

I was more than a little disturbed to see this assertion from Alfa Romeo pop up in my Twitter feed recently: The purest #AlfaRomeo driving experience, now extended. Discover #Stelvio's spaciousness and payload capacity at https://t.co/OvBj48EyKNpic.twitter.com/gyodQExenC — Alfa_Romeo (@alfa_romeo) March 28, 2017

What is it about a coupe? One with genuine, if not expansive, room for four, performance sufficient for comfortable travel at any legal speed, superb outward visibility with which to see and be seen, and elegant style that draws attention—but the kind that draws you in,